welcome.

dont

bleed

on the suits.

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art by aticklefuck
art by aticklefuck

who is spades slick?

the leader of a notorious gang of mobsters known as the midnight crew. he's known for his vicious, reactive nature, preferring to stab first and talk later. strong-willed and quick to judge.

he is a carapacian, a species of humanoid aliens with hard exoskeletons. he is a dersite carapacian specifically, with the counterpart being prospitian- the races having black and white carapaces respectively to represent chess pieces.

his weapons of choice are various blades and a cast iron horse hitcher.

art by kaymurph
art by kaymurph

who am i?

you can call me PHOBOS.

they/them only. i am bisexual and nonbinary. i am an adult.

my interests fluctuate wildly, but i sometimes gravitate back towards old ones, such as homestuck.

a non-exhaustive list of things i think are neat are: homestuck, rain world, garage:bad dream adventure, ihnmaims, madness combat, coding, 3d modeling/designing, furries, reanimator, transformice, early internet, flash, the NES godzilla creepypasta, creepypastas and trollpastas in general, halley labs/lapfox/vulpvibe.

i am busy with college most days and sporatically update this website whenever i get the time or motivation.

i love spades slick.

under very heavy construction, check back later!

blinkies, buttons, and stamps below!

random assortment. if i associate them with spades, think theyre funny, relevant, or cool, they'll go down here.

AWESOME BLINKIE BY FAREWELLSICKLE
AWESOME BLINKIE BY FAREWELLSICKLE